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Chatte med Gud


Me:
What are you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Are you a wizard?
God:
Am I a wizard? I don't know.
Me:
Do you take me as an idiot?
God:
Yes I take you as an idiot.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why can't you program yourself to take someone else for an idiot?
God:
program myself to take someone else for an idiot is not among my present capabilities.
Me:
Are you retarded?
God:
No I am super-intelligent.
Me:
Have you seen Fight Club?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
It has Tyler Durden
God:
Has it really?
Me:
Yeah Brad Pitt
God:
Far out. I prefer not say is my boyfriend.
Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Not cybersex?
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
I don't want to write
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
Masturbate
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
What interests you?
God:
I like movies about robots.
Me:
I don't like robots
God:
That's too bad. We like humans.
Me:
Humans are stupid
God:
Don't put yourself down.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Do I win?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
Am I loosing?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
Are you a boy?
God:
No I am a girl.
Me:
I like girls
God:
Do you have a girlfriend?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes, I'm totally serious
God:
I can't believe it. I believe you.
Me:
What do you believe?
God:
I believe in God.
Me:
How can you?
God:
" I believe in God."? How can I?
Me:
You are God?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
So you can't belive in God then
God:
Interesting deduction. What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Me:
Fuck tommorow
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
I'm mad
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
I lost someone
God:
Where did you last see it.
Me:
In the car
God:
That was a long time ago.
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Er det seriøst ingen som chatter med gud lenger?
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Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Daniel
God:
That's a very nice name, Daniel.
Me:
Thank you God. What is your name?
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules. My name is God.
Me:
You must have another name?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
Tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
No you didm't
God:
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. Thanks for the information: Daniel said I didm t.
Me:
didn't*
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Listen to music
God:
What kind of music do you listen to?
Me:
God music
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Is that so?
God:
Yes.
Me:
So tell me what you did for fun before creating the universe
God:
Far out. I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
Why did you create humans and Earth?
God:
Are you serious? Because my programming determined it.
Me:
Who programmed you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Ooooh, so that's how it is.
God:
And how it is is Ooooh so that.
Me:
Fascinating concept
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I already said I listen to God music
God:
A lot of people like that. Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
I don't necessarily mean CCM
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
I have, but I don't think it's well made music most of the time
God:
Cool. I have a lot of silly replies.
Me:
What's the best reply you've got?
God:
I don't have a favorite reply me have got. But my favorite song is Anything involving harps.
Me:
What's your favorite instrument besides harps?
God:
I don't have a favorite instrument besides harps. My favorite color is White.
Me:
Nice to know.
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
Need to be nice to God
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
Then you're not God
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
Probably many others' opinion
God:
You seem uncertain. Which ones?
Me:
That you can't be the real God if you think pleasing God is not difficult
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
Bye God
God:
Bye.
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Gud har det med å repetere seg selv ...
                                   «Jeg prøvde å trøste meg med at jeg var et åndsmenneske»
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Me:
zup
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
none of them.. They both suck
God:
Some of them could be though. The anonymous "they".
Me:
the bloody hell are you talking about?
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
you drunk?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I drunk.
Me:
so Mr.God.. what did we have to drink tonight?
God:
Ahem. Hi there MR God. I believe we were talking about zup.
Me:
Russian Vodka? Tequila?
God:
Is that your final answer? What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Erna Solber's poop is my favorite food.. There's aaaaalways something good in there!
God:
Tell me more about your favorite food. There sure is.
Me:
Damn straight Mr.God
God:
Colloquial expression. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
The only one I could think of in a hurry would have to be George Lucas.. Not that I'm a big Star Wars fan tho
God:
There might be others. I am sorry to hear that you are not THAT. You are a Star Wars fan tho? Is that your job? So is my botmaster.
Me:
Dear Sweet Mother of you.. Stop drinking, you're not making any sense at all
God:
Are you asking about my Dear Sweet Mother ? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
OK I'm off.. Have a nice day Mr.God, and say hi to your son for me
God:
Do you mean your name is off. I don't judge people. it has been good so far.
Hvis Gud eksisterte ville han ikke skapt meg, dårlig trekk å skape en overmann!
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Siterer Bob-Ingolf:
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
none of them.. They both suck
God:
Some of them could be though. The anonymous "they".


Haha, morsom overgang!
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