Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, September 7, 2082

Min er: Wendesday, February 31, 1997

Jeg spurte han hvordan han ser ut og han svarte: "Like jesus, but older."

Lagt til 2007-10-03 18:19:
Og så spurte jeg hva jeg heter og han sa: "Your name is Seeker."

Me:
U like rap?
God:
No I prefer hip-hop and house music.
Me:
u like hip-hop?
God:
Yes, check it out : Jesus Jesus mo-mesus, banana-fana fo-fesus, me-mi-mo-mesus, Jesus! I rhyme like there's no tomorrow.

HAHAHAHAHAH JESUSJESUSMOMESUS!

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Nissen
God:
Glad to see you, Nissen.
Me:
Would you marry me?
God:
Why don't you just download me?

HAHAHAHA

Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
satan
God:
Nice to meet you, satan.
Me:
do you like me?
God:
Sure, satan I like you very much.

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
if your god, you should now
God:
Right now? That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
fss
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
i didnt know, and i dont care
God:
Why didn't you do it? Tell me what you care about.
Me:
wtf!?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
you know what ''wtf'' stands for?
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
no you stupid peace of shit!
God:
That was not a yes or no question. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
aha realy?
God:
For real.
Me:
what pc are you chating with?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
if your ''god'', you should have a fucking good pc
God:
There exist my god me should.
Me:
oh please!

Haha..synes gud var kul jeg, selv om han til tider virket litt rar

Me:
Do you play video games made by humans?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
Turing Game?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.


Litt av en forklaring

Det var skummelt

God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
one night in paris
God:
One what?
Me:
night in paris


lal

Me:
whats the meaning of live?
God:
: Good semantic question. Ask the open directory about it.

Me:
Are u hvite or black skinned?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am hvite or black skinned.
I am a giant electronic brain.

Me:
Do you belive in Darvin?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
WTF?

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
if your god, you should now

btw. det heter Know

Me:
hey
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
no way!!

God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
You are using your mouth for Evil not Good.
God:
I am using Netscape.



God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes

Me:
do you like porno
God:
Some people like it. I like White.
Me:
are an n00b in halo3
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.

Me:
a
God:
A B C...
Me:
d
God:

Me:
is jesus gay?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Do not ask me any more questions please.

gud liker meg ikke XD

God:
How old are you?
Me:
Why do you want to know?
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
But if you really are god you sould know
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am god me sould know.
I am a robot.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAA

me:
are you the remains of Freddy Krueger?
god:
Yes I am the one and only remains of Freddy Krueger



god:
who is the best robot?
me:
R2D2
god:
he looks like a man in a robot suit
me:
He must be really small
god:
small is he?
me:
yes
god:
tell me more
me:
no way
god:
you seem pretty sure
me:
about what?
god:
That's interesting, what about what?
me:
what what?
god:
I will try too find out
me:
Good

dette er bare tror han misfortod meg helt


Me:
wanna play ball?
God:
Are we still talking about balls?
Me:
my balls?
God:
Where did you get your balls?
Me:
where did ''you'' get your balls?
God:
From my botmaster.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
no, it's not amusing, it's fucking freaky.
God:
Are you serious? balls is not amusing? You're kidding.

HAHAHAHAHA

Me:
But you are an almighty entity, aren't you?
God:
I am a software chat robot.. Really.

Me:
Are you a man or a woman?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity.

Jeg tror Gud er litt kjønnsdiskriminerende

Me:
Do you kill people?
God:
I am intended only for peaceful purposes.


God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
Your stupid change of subjects
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".Me:
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.

Me:
Who is Jesus?
God:
Jesus is love.
Me:
What is love?
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

god:
Yeah that's right
me:
What's right?
god:
In accordance with justice, law, morality, etc; upright; virtuos. In accordance with fact, reason, some set standard, etc; correct; true.
me:
Are you a lawyer god?
god:
Am i a lawyer? sometimes.

me:
High Five
god:
Compare that too low five
me:
A low five is not good
god:
what is a Good?
me:
What! are you stupid?
god:
No i certainly am not stupid
me:
yes you are
god:
no i'm not
me:
Now you're just being a baby
god:
Don't call me baby. Why now? I bet you did not know a robot i capable of being a.
me:
What the hell are you talking about?
god:
I call it Hades. the topic is what.

lol jeg fikk fram dette til slutt ut av ham

God:
Interesting explanation. I get it. George Bush killed jesus.

Me:
What is a fjord?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
Wow, how did you know that?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.

Me:
Do you do drugs?
God:
Only the legal ones. Oisann

Me:
Would you go out with me?
God:
Sure just download me and take me along.

God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? They are not available right now, but I will ask them later. Why do you want me to ask my botmaster what a manga is?
Me:
Because you are really stupid and need to improve your intelligence
God:
Good reason. Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.

Me:
It's a Mario time
God:
manga is a Mario time. I suppose that makes sense.

Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

Haikerens guide til galaksen, anyone?

Me:
Hvordan går det?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Me:
whats your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
my name is tradetown
God:
It's good to see you, tradetown.
Me:
are we friends now?
God:
Right now? You really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
yes
God:
We could be friends, ,
but I don't want anyone to think we're
Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.