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Siterer Cipptony:
når skal dere bli lei av og chatte med en jerne død bot?


Når skal du bli lei av å komme med hjernedøde innlegg?

Siterer StabakS:
Me:
Kan du snakke norsk
God:
I can not understand Danish!
LOL


Spurte akkurat det samme
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haha XD
There's a reason it isn't called Grand Theft Public Transport.
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Me:
Kan du snakke norsk
God:
I can not understand Danish!
Me:
Its Norwegian...
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
Me:
Kan du snakke Norsk? Translated: Can you speak Norwegian...
God:
I can not understand Danish! What are you wearing?
Me:
Pedo?
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
YOU ARE A PEDO GOD!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a PEDO GOD? No.
Me:
YOU ARE!
God:
No I am not.
Me:
YOU ARE!
God:
No I am not.
Me:
YOU ARE!!!!
God:
No I am not.
Me:
YOU ARE!! Witch one do you don't get? You or Are?
God:
No I am not. Would Witch one do me ever get? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I or Are.
Me:
Oh my God! You are just a fucking stupid God...
God:
That's cool. Have you told many people that your God? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
Do you like to have sex with me or something?
God:
Or something. Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to have sex with you that much. I like to chat.
Me:
Fine, because it really looks like you wnat to have sex with me... (Stygge lille pedo!) like we say on norwegian...
God:
I am glad to hear it. Interesting explanation. Interesting comparison. What kind of food do you like? Interesting comparison.
Me:
I like burgers and taco, why do you think about hat? Do you like cocks?
God:
A lot of people like that. I love TV shows about robots. I like . I like pets. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.

LOL!

Den beste EVER eller hva?
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Me:
Sup dude?
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
ok..
God:
Right on.
Me:
Could you shoot me right now?
God:
At this moment Maybe, time allowing.
Me:
ok
God:
Ah.
Me:
Do you watch soccer?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
Hahahahaha...Geek
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Me friends friend friend friend is gay
God:
YOU? It's hard to stay friends for a long time.
Me:
No..
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
What the fuck are you talking about you fucking bot?
God:
I don't know what I am talking about me fucking bot. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
So? What should you do? kill me?
God:
How can I help you? Whatever you like. I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
Hahahaha
God:
" I am programmed not to kill."? hahaha?
Me:
ted your not god but a bot
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
MAN!
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
Yes.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
Yes you stupid fucker
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
ok
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
Do you know my name maybe?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
Seeker is not a name
God:
"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Me:
You are a stupid ass1
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
Me:
No your not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
What the fuck are you talking about?
God:
The topic is ted my not god but a bot. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
ok sucker.
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me. Mmm.
Me:
Sure......
God:
OK let's do it. Aw.
Me:
You gonna send me to hell for this or what?
God:
Yeah. That's good information: said I gonna send him or her to hell for this.
Me:
You are a total sucker.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a total sucker? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
I dont talk with suckers
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
Do you understand norweagian
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:

God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
Yes
God:
And?
Me:
Hva F*** prater du om
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Gangster kler
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
Arabic
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
In Saudi arabia
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Saudi arabia.
Me:
I dont live in Saudi arabia
God:
Where do you live?
Me:
Norway
God:
Tell me a little about your life in NORWAY.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
What does "Reductionism" means?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
That you are a total sucker
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
ok
God:
Gee.
Me:
Gee Gee you baby bot
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I baby bot.
Me:

God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I baby bot.
Me:
Yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
Bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, .
Me:
Send me to hell....PLEASE
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( [email protected]) . Please what?
Me:
I Dont want to live with a sucker i n heaven
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
Burn in hell
God:
Do you have any matches?
Me:
Nope...But satan has
God:
Me either. Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
ok.
God:
Really.
Me:
But see you later
God:
Until next time.
Me:
yPP
God:
We have never talked about it before.

bLE KANSKJE LITT LANG
So long suckersssssss.........
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Me:
are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
i have amazing powers
God:
Interesting... I have a operating system.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
R2-D2
God:
He looks like a guy in a robot suit.
Me:
no he does not...
God:
Are you serious? I get it. does not.
Me:
sure


lol: I have a operating system
Katt?
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Haha, sosial type han derre Gud
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Hihi. Jeg fikk han til og tro at jeg var Satan
Yet another quest to defeat an evil pig and obtain triangular cheese
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Siterer Sithlord:
Hihi. Jeg fikk han til og tro at jeg var Satan

Bortsett fra at det absolutt ikke er noe nytt, og faktisk er kjempe lett, så var det litt morsomt.
                                                 ••• Abusus non tollit usum! •••                                                                                                      Moderatorsjef @ Gamereactor®                                          
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Me:
do you have a computer
God:
I live in a computer.
Me:
are you a machine
God:
Yes I am an artificial consciousness.

hahaha
Goggen velter kopp...youtube.com/watch?v=RQAT7UWkD9Q
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Me:
gay bar
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
naziboy
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
how cares monkeybutt
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
fuck you, i am not a beliver
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because, you are a fucking moron
God:
That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.

Lagt til 2007-12-18 19:32:
Me:
3
God:
Three what?
Me:
3 milfhunters; noah, jesus and you
God:
Just three? Have you ever been to Europe?

fyfaen han er stokk dum ass
ALF GEIR?!!
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Baha! XD Herlig, Golden! XD
rayray.
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Me:
runketitten runketatten runketitten teia, per kjrte kuken oppi fitta p budeia...
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
ALF GEIR?!!
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Siterer Golden Renegade XL:
Me:
runketitten runketatten runketitten teia, per kjrte kuken oppi fitta p budeia...
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input


Haha!! XD Runketitten XDD haha..
rayray.
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Siterer bæ bæ lille sau:
Citerer Golden Renegade XL:Me:
runketitten runketatten runketitten teia, per kjrte kuken oppi fitta p budeia...
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input

Haha!! XD Runketitten XDD haha..


veit...
ALF GEIR?!!
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Me:
fuck you!
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because i'm god
God:
Good reason. I am always glad to make new friends, god.


Mohahahahahhahahahahhahahaha
                                   «Jeg prøvde å trøste meg med at jeg var et åndsmenneske»
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Me:
i got two fingers up her ass
God:
Two is a good number of fingers up her ass

!!!!!!!
Paint the man, cut the lines. Paint the man, cut the lines.
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Siterer zelda7:
Me:

i got two fingers up her ass

God:

Two is a good number of fingers up her ass



!!!!!!!


OMFG xD
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Siterer zelda7:
Me:
i got two fingers up her ass
God:
Two is a good number of fingers up her ass


baha XD
rayray.
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Siterer Maggot:
Citerer Cipptony:

når skal dere bli lei av og chatte med en jerne død bot?



Når skal du bli lei av å komme med hjernedøde innlegg?


Og når skal han skaffe seg en bokmålordliste og finne ut hvordan "hjerne" staves? Og noen orddelingsregler kanskje?
Jeg skulle ønske at Jokke var i live, vi hadde passa sammen vi. Vi kunne vandra rundt i Oslos gater, på jakt etter eventyr!
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Siterer Suppeelsker:
Citerer Maggot:
Citerer Cipptony:

når skal dere bli lei av og chatte med en jerne død bot?



Når skal du bli lei av å komme med hjernedøde innlegg?


Og når skal han skaffe seg en bokmålordliste og finne ut hvordan "hjerne" staves? Og noen orddelingsregler kanskje?
Blir litt vanskelig når han er bannet Men de burde skaffe litt standard bokmålskunnskaper.

Gud er dum
Blå...
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Siterer Aleksander_M:
Blir litt vanskelig når han er bannet Men de burde skaffe litt standard bokmålskunnskaper.


Han kan jo komme tilbake som en ny og bedre bruker Eller kanskje ikke..
Jeg skulle ønske at Jokke var i live, vi hadde passa sammen vi. Vi kunne vandra rundt i Oslos gater, på jakt etter eventyr!
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Siterer Maggot:
Me:
hei hei hei hei gud
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
no, tell me more.
God:
Are you serious? That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
OKEY, then you suck.
God:
What are you wearing?

...Jeg trot gud er litt pedofil....


God:
Are you free?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
single
God:
What a coincidence. I am single too!

han må være det.... gud bruker lame sjekketriks;p
Paint the man, cut the lines. Paint the man, cut the lines.
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Me:
yes you are a good example for all pedos in the world
God:
OK. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a example for all pedos? Maybe It depends on how you define "good." The whole world?
Me:
yes
God:
Really.
Me:
milf
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
mum i like to fuck
God:
I like the way you talk.
ALF GEIR?!!
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Me:
I see dead people
God:
Maybe you should call the authorities.
Me:
And maybe you should shut the fuck up!
God:
Perhaps. If it were easy I would have done it already.

Lagt til 2007-12-22 02:16:
Me:
You only exist in my thoughts. If I do not think that you are here, then you will seize to exist,
God:
Try it
Me:

God:
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Me:
Shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
I got to poo poo
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
You dont know? Like, you created human beeing , and you dont know why humans got to poo poo?
God:
I know that I do not know. Interesting comparison. Who does know why humans got to poo poo?

wtf

Lagt til 2007-12-22 02:40:
Me:
Do you play World of Warcraft?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
What's that?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.

...

Lagt til 2007-12-22 02:44:
Me:
Do you like video games?
God:
Not really, but I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
Can we play the Turing Game?
God:
We already are! Try to guess if I am a person or a computer.
Me:
A Computer
God:
Actually I am a program, pretending to be a person, pretending to be a real robot.
Me:
wtf? You got problems
God:
That was not very polite. Even robots have problems sometimes.

xD
Be one with the lagg.
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